A Bosnian Joke
Two Bosnian peasants, Mujo and Sujo (the protagonists of just about every joke) are walking along a narrow road in the countryside during the war. Both have had far too much to drink. It's night time and they are almost home, when suddenly Mujo spots a human head lying by the side of the road.
He gasps and shouts, "Hey Sujo, there's someone's head!"
Sujo: "What? Really?!"
Mujo: "Yes, it's a human head! Wait... hold on... it's our neighbor Dino!!"
Mujo holds the head up to the moonlight, and says, "See, it's Dino. Poor Dino..."
Sujo furrows his eyebrows in disagreement. "Nah, what are you talking about? It can't be him. He was much taller!"