Uganda Headlines

RAPE: THE MEDICINE THAT COULD SAVE YOU FROM HIV
- The New Vision (ostensibly trying to refer to a new drug that can prevent contracting HIV if taken shortly after sex)

NORTH LEADS IN POLYGAMY
- The New Vision, August 17, 2007

I DID NOT EAT DRC PYGMIES
- The Daily Monitor, June 1, 2008

WHY UGANDA IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MANCHESTER UNITED
- The Daily Monitor, June 2008 (an argument that actually needs to be made)

Thanks to my roomates for collecting some of these.

UGANDA ISLAMIC INSTITUTE FOR THE STUDY OF EVIL SPIRITS
- prestigious academic establishment just outside Kampala

AFRICA CHRISTIAN INSTITUTE FOR DEVELOPMENT (Trust ACID)
- sign in Hoima

"SUFFER NOW, ENJOY TOMORROW"
- motto of Kitana Primary School, near Murchison

"GAIN BUMS QUICKLY (No side effects)!"
- ubiquitous advertisement in Kampala